Embarassing dating stories
My poop was the consistency of soft-serve ice cream, swirling around the toilet bowl with corn pieces in it.
It wouldn't flush, so after panicking, I paid his suite mate 20 bucks to take the blame for it.
He never asked me out again.—Holly Snelson, Facebook I was with a guy I really liked, and when we got back to his house, I REALLY had to poop.
Usually that wouldn't make me nervous, but I'd eaten a bag of corn for dinner the night before because ~college life~.
That smell will be in my mind forever.—jessicah4 I had a terrible stomachache when meeting my boyfriend's mom for the first time, but I tried to ignore it.
When dinner was over, I finally excused myself to the upstairs (more secluded) bathroom..his mom insisted that the upstairs bathroom was a mess, and motioned for me to use the one adjacent to the kitchen table we were sitting at.
So, I loudly exploded in the bathroom as my boyfriend and his mom finished their meals right outside the door.—kavery My boyfriend and I were having a date night at his house — just some Redbox, pizza, and chill.
He left to get snacks, and I decided that was the best time for me to poop.
I was on a beach date with my relatively new boyfriend when suddenly, I HAD to go. All I could do was sit in the sand and let out the most disgusting diarrhea I'd ever had.
But something was wrong with his toilet and I couldn't hold it in — so suddenly, I was shitting IN HIS SHOWER.
He kept asking through the door if I was OK, so I kept insisting I didn't feel well and was "letting the water run over me" — but I was actually trying to shove the poop down his shower drain. —kaylanw I went to Costa Rica with my boyfriend whom I hadn't been dating for long.
I told her hastily, "See you later," headed directly for my shower, and never spoke to her again.—Chris Stebbins, Facebook The first time my now-husband and I took a trip together, we got a room in an old, fancy Denver hotel and ate a seafood dinner.
Dinner went well, but when we returned to the room, my stomach started rumbling and there were farts — raunchy ones.
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I scurried to the bathroom and saw my white thong drenched in what looked like chocolate but smelled like death.